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Mara meets the Boss : Daddy boy manipulates

10 December, 2017

So it was the wedding of the son of our policy less old man from Matara last week. Remember Lakshman don’t we? from this side to that side and then the other side he has jumped better than a Chimpanzee would. But with the brains of a fox.

It was these attributes, Siripala thinks, which was able to get Mara and the Prez to sign as witnesses on the day of the younger son’s wedding. If not who can do that men? One day Ranil, next day Mara, the other day Maithree and invite all three for the same wedding to say hello how are you?

Shangri- La was the place that was chosen and my God you should’ve seen the glitter. Everyone who was someone was there at the wedding. Now don’t ask me what this boys profession is or how daddy made all that money to hold a wedding like that. Siripala doesn’t know these things, ah. How would we know men, except that they must’ve toiled their lives working so hard, to make this day happen. Noh?.

So, the attesting witnesses of the wedding were Mara and the Prez. Attesting to a wedding of another young politico, whose only qualification to get into the legislature was daddy boy’s manipulations. But oh, that’s the way this country works, no.

Let’s just hope the wedding goes better than how the country went. Hope is all we paradisians have, no.

Wimaley in tatters

Now all the Jathika Chinthanaya types are running here and running there not knowing what to do. Their firebrand politico without a chinthanaya though is in tatters. Piyasiri was the first to go and now his erstwhile commandant Weerakumar fired more than a few salvos.

“ Only those who want the country divided want Mara and the Prez not to join hands” he screamed. The man obviously knew it was Wimaley who did everything possible to stop them from coming together, no.

The Balu Sena types are happy though, ah. “ This is what we said all along. Wimaley is a RAW agent. He is against us” they keep hounding.

Now no one knows how to position Wimaley in the ideological spectrum, no. If the fascist also hates him, and the communist also hates him, and the capitalist also hates him- who really loves him men?

Rs 1,000 only for you

Sajin boy paid a 1,000 rupee fine ah. Big headline news all over the country. For once the news about Sajin isn’t about how he swindled money here or money there or how he slapped this one here and hit the other man there.

But a 1,000 rupee fine? machang if Siripala gets caught crossing the red light he has to pay more of a fine than that no? with these black coated hawks the fine actually is double.

Let’s just hope Sajin’s Black coated hawk fined the man enough. At least someone is happy that way no.

Aney da kiyanna, that’s how justice works in Paradise land men. One Law for the poor and another for the rich. In this instance though, there are no laws for the rich. How could paying a 1,000 buck fine be any part of any law except traffic laws men.

Cabraal in lala land

Caby boy has to shoot off his mouth every once in a while no. Just try and pretend like he is a man with integrity, when he actually is someone who sold his soul for plums and posts.

The only reason his sister was a board member of the criminal Aloysius company was because Cabraal was at the top, no? You think little Arjuna boy said, “come madam, you are extremely qualified we need your expertise?” looking at how this company has worked? obviously no, right?. “ He must’ve said “ aney just put your name there darling and call ayya and tell the bugger to fix this for me will you “ or used her name with the stinky Central Bank to get every deal under the sun done.

Justice that is never Supreme

Now Caby boy is trying to tell us how to run the economy, after creating the worst mess the economy could get into. Aneyda kiyanne. Like asking the crab how to walk straight we must be listening to Caby how to walk the economy, haha.

So Siripala went to the court that is Supreme the other day. Gilpa also was there seated on a bench right at the back. Only thing was, Siripala was listening to the “ next dates” given because 20th Amendment case was going to take up time.

Can you believe it meya, June, July and August was where the dates started. Imagine these cases of poor people who can’t afford to pay 200,000 bucks to a black coat for standing up?. These black coats are frightened to say a word to the judge and pronto the case is re- fixed. Can you imagine what that means. It takes years for a case to get to the Supreme Court and after all that struggle another six months?.

Imagine, if it was an appeal of a person who was convicted wrongfully and is now in jail. Another 6 months of his life because these jokers can’t manage the only job they do properly- which is to manage the damn cases and write judgements.

I say in a decently run company these jokers would have been out of their “Lordships” assess for incompetence two weeks into the job. But can’t do that here no. Instead you have to “my lord” them, when even the ones in the Supreme Court of England have stopped referring to anyone as “ma, lads” and take for a joke anyone with the colonial title ‘lord’.

But this is paradise isle no. “Case next year”, pat comes the reply “ very well ma lord, whatever you say”. Kata kiyannada ithin 

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